Vinnies vidi vici

In the US, we all wish Goodwill towards men, but here in Australia it's Vinnies. Which is short for St. Vincent de Paul. And if it's not Vinnies it's Salvos, which is typical Ozzification of any name - chop of first syllable and add "o", so from Salvation Army we get...

I had an amazing scouring/meditation session and resisted the temptation to buy a heap of unnecessary crapola, but could not resist sharing just a few items - POP QUIZ!

1.

Is it a crime that I did not purchase this for my brother? [y/n]

Does this t-shirt make you want to brb, rsvp or wtf?

2.

You make the call!

Is this clever because

a) the ice cream would be a mess if it were hot?

b) the wearer is "hot", as in good-looking, but they continually spill their food?

c) it's japanese-ish

d) there's a smiley face

e) both c & d

3.

a) We're so glad that Urinetown!

b) Urine for a treat because

c) Poopalopolis is just next door! (on a blouse!)

d) all of the above

4.

Is this capitalism gone...

a) apeshit

b) what does this have to do with capitalism?

c) GREAT!

Just got a cat - don't have a name?

Than this book's for you! We've got a whole list of names across a variety of cat-egories so you can create a name coutured to the uniqueness of your feline friend!

So come on down to What to Name the Cat and get your name TODAY!

Seriously, though. This book was actually full of cat-names by categories such as "striped fur", "curved tails", "calico colouring"...

5.

A series of cat-posed pictures with quotes about love and marriage.

Is this

a) a walloping waste of time

b) i'm too clever for my cat, too clever for my cat, too cleveeerrrr...

c) the most vital to life purchase anyone could ever make - at $9.99

d) the most vital to life purchase anyone could ever make - at <$0.50

6.

This was pretty PAWESOME -

it said so on the back!

Gentlemen, start your engines, and "May the cutest kitten win!"

Where was this maverick of pun-for-all family-pun spawned?

a) Qingdao

b) the moon

c) San Francisco!

Ok, so I did buy this last one.

I had to!

Answers:

1. y, wtf

2. e

3. d

4. c

5. a or d

6. c!